Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Alec Baldwin/The B-52's (1990)

Mike Myers: Various

Quotes 

• Husband : Where did you get these powers?

  Middle-Aged Man : They came to me when I realized my own mortality. You see, there was a time when I wasn't Middle-Aged Man, I was Young Man and my father was Middle-Aged Man and his father was Retired Man.

  Husband : Who is your grandfather now?

  Middle-Aged Man : Dead Man. But that's another story.

• Middle-Aged Man : God, I don't believe I said that... I sound just like my father...

  Wife : You're, you're father?

  Middle-Aged Man : Yeah, Retired Man.

  Middle-Aged Man : Well... now what's the difference between you and Retired Man?

  Wife : I know how to hook up a VCR.