"Saturday Night Live" Alec Baldwin/The B-52's (TV Episode 1990) - Alec Baldwin as Self - Host, Various

James O'Brien : I have flowers here for you. From another anonymous fan.

Greta Garbo : Ah... put them in another room. I want to be... alone.

James O'Brien : Yes, Miss Garbo.

Greta Garbo : Let me see them.

[takes the flowers]

Greta Garbo : Ohh, they are so beautiful. Put each flower in a separate vase, so that they are... alone.
Brenda the Waitress : Can I help you?

Diner Patron : Do you have coffee?

Brenda the Waitress : You got a cup?

Diner Patron : You think you can fill it?

Diner Patron : Think you can handle it?

Diner Patron : I can handle a menu.
TV Executive : The Nude Talk Show is dead last in the ratings. Look, it's even lower than Shrimp Circus and the Goofy Brothers!
TV Executive : The Nude Talk Show is our number one show! Ahead of even The Insane Idiot and the Brent Musburger Show.
Husband : Where did you get these powers?

Middle-Aged Man : They came to me when I realized my own mortality. You see, there was a time when I wasn't Middle-Aged Man, I was Young Man and my father was Middle-Aged Man and his father was Retired Man.

Husband : Who is your grandfather now?

Middle-Aged Man : Dead Man. But that's another story.

Alec Baldwin: Self - Host, Various