Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Alec Baldwin/The B-52's (1990)

Jan Hooks: Various

Quotes 

• James O'Brien : I have flowers here for you. From another anonymous fan.

  Greta Garbo : Ah... put them in another room. I want to be... alone.

  James O'Brien : Yes, Miss Garbo.

  Greta Garbo : Let me see them.

  [takes the flowers] 

  Greta Garbo : Ohh, they are so beautiful. Put each flower in a separate vase, so that they are... alone.

• Brenda the Waitress : Can I help you?

  Diner Patron : Do you have coffee?

  Brenda the Waitress : You got a cup?

  Diner Patron : You think you can fill it?

  Diner Patron : Think you can handle it?

  Diner Patron : I can handle a menu.

• Middle-Aged Man : God, I don't believe I said that... I sound just like my father...

  Wife : You're, you're father?

  Middle-Aged Man : Yeah, Retired Man.

  Middle-Aged Man : Well... now what's the difference between you and Retired Man?

  Wife : I know how to hook up a VCR.