Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Kevin Bacon/INXS (1991)

Phil Hartman: Various

Quotes 

• Sandy : [quietly]  This copy machine is Richard's whole life. If they take it away, it'll kill him.

  Steve : I know. I have noone to talk to him...

  The Richmeister : [loud]  Stevester and the Sandita, sharing a secret...

• Steve : Rich, there's no easy way to tell you this: they can't service the copy machine here, they have to take it to the shop.

  The Richmeister : [scoffs]  All right, Steve-a-rolo, teasing the Richmeister, pulling my leg...

  Steve : No, it's no joke. The copy machine needs some major work.

  The Richmeister : The Stevenator! Pushing the joke too far, not funny!

  Steve : Rich, I wish it were a joke!