- Nat X: Now, before I bring out my first guest, I just want to say that February is Black History Month. Isn't that nice? The Man gives us February because it's the shortest month of the year! Now, I'm not complaining, but I think we deserve at least a thirty-day month. It's also the coldest month of the year, just in case we wanted to have a parade.
- Sandy: [quietly] This copy machine is Richard's whole life. If they take it away, it'll kill him.
- Steve: I know. I have noone to talk to him...
- The Richmeister: [loud] Stevester and the Sandita, sharing a secret...
- Steve: Rich, there's no easy way to tell you this: they can't service the copy machine here, they have to take it to the shop.
- The Richmeister: [scoffs] All right, Steve-a-rolo, teasing the Richmeister, pulling my leg...
- Steve: No, it's no joke. The copy machine needs some major work.
- The Richmeister: The Stevenator! Pushing the joke too far, not funny!
- Steve: Rich, I wish it were a joke!