- Crazy Spoon-Head: I'm Crazy Spoon-Head! And I want some candy! I don't have a normal head, I got a damn spoon growing out of it! Now, give me some crazy candy, dammit! Oh-whee, this spoon makes me crazy!
- Crazy No-Armed-Woman: I want some candy! Candy, candy! Don't you think I deserve something for having no arms and being this crazy? Now, cough it up or I'll bite your ear off!