Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Bill Murray/Sting (1993)
Kevin Nealon: Various, Weekend Update Anchor, Michael Eisner
Quotes
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Weekend Update Anchor : Reading scores in New York schools dropped by a whopping 80% this year, but math scores dropped by 90%, so whoever added up the reading scores may have screwed up the figures.
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Weekend Update Anchor : Also in Los Angeles, six of the first twelve prospective jurors in the federal Rodney King beatings trials were dismissed for being biased this week. Biased. So what if a person has two asses? What's that got to do with anything?