- Weekend Update Anchor: Well, it looks like David Copperfield has made Claudia Schiffer's taste in men disappear.
- [audience laughs and claps]
- Weekend Update Anchor: Ohhh, just a little jealous, that's all.
- Jennifer Kenton: Hi, Nancy, Lisa, Laura, how are you? I'm really looking forward to rooming with you this year! It'll be fun! I can tell already!
- Nancy: Great...
- Jennifer Kenton: So! Whattaya say we all take a shower?
- Jennifer Kenton: What? I can't believe you're saying this to me! Sure, I may not be as pretty as you, or look as feminine as you, or have breasts as plump and round as yours. But my own roommates telling me I look like a man? I've never been so upset! And to think, I was just about to share with you, my new underwater camera that even takes pictures in the shower!
- Christy Henderson: [after an on-screen text stating it is now four days later] I can't believe we're all wearing the same thing we did four days ago!
- Lucy Brawn: No, we aren't!
- Christy Henderson: Trust me, we are.