Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

John Malkovich/Billy Joel (1993)

John Malkovich: Self - Host, Lyle Menendez, James Carville, Mitch Leary

Quotes 

• Christian DuBois : Uh.. well, you remember when a lot of people used to hitchhike, and... I used to hitchhike, too... but... one time, this guy in a green Chevy Nova was nice enough to give me a lift, and about five miles into the ride, I stabbed him repeatedly and left him for dead. And... that... that got a lot of press. And, to make things worse, I kind of went on this hitchhiking murder spree, and ever since, people have been kind of gun-shy about picking up hitchhikers.

  Host of Ruining It For Everyone : So, you feel you ruined hitchhiking for everyone?

  Christian DuBois : Well, no. Practically... I mean, I myself still pick up hitchhikers.

  Host of Ruining It For Everyone : Really?

  Christian DuBois : Yeah. and then, I stab them, which probably only makes things worse.

  Host of Ruining It For Everyone : Thank you, Christian.