Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Charlton Heston/Paul Westerberg (1993)

Charlton Heston: Self - Host, President Dexter

Quotes 

• Dathan : Hey everybody, Moses is back, start the parade! Come on!

  Moses : [very commanding]  The Lord God spoke of no parades.

• NRA Spokesman : We're open till midnight, Friday and Saturday. And take advantace of our Saturday Night Special. Now, listen: when you borrow two guns from us, we'll let you have a third gun free.

• Charlton Heston : [speaks into his mini-cassette recorder]  You know, there's one thing still bothering me: is man truly meant to be funny? I just don't know.