Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Charlton Heston/Paul Westerberg (1993)
Kevin Nealon: Various, Weekend Update Anchor
Quotes
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Weekend Update Anchor : And authorities tracked down and killed drug czar Pablo Escobar thursday, after a phone call he made to a local radio station was traced. I hope those Linda Ronstadt tickets were worth it.
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Weekend Update Anchor : According to a new report, murder is the leading cause of death at the work place, except for people employed by morgues, where death was found to be the leading cause of work.