Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Steve Martin/The Kinks (1977)

Steve Martin: Self - Host, Various

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• Gern Blanston : Thank you, Don Pardo! Thank you and good evening. I'm Gern Blanston , and welcome to Hollywood Bingo, where you meet the big stars, go for the big prizes and the big money. You know how the game is played: six across up or down and there's a free space and go for the big money.

  [catches breath] 

  Gern Blanston : OK now, let's meet the stars. Hello, stars!

• Gilda : I like your nose...

  Steve : Ah. Well, you're, you're so healthy looking, that's what I like, you're real natural.

  Gilda : Well, uh, I try to eat right, and I exercise. And I never, uh... open a safety pin and punch into my face all over.