- Weekend Update Anchor: Well, the Grammy Award nominations were announced this week and it was a lucky day for singer Billy Ray Cyrus. Apparently, he found a five dollar bill in a taxi.
- Bruce the gay stripper: Mom, dad, can't you see? I'm not Rodney and I'll never be Rodney!
- [runs off stage]
- Ryan Shiraki: That's right, Mr. and Mrs. Bruce's parents, deal with it!