- Margaret Jo McCullin: Wow, I can't wait to get my mouth around this ball.
- Terry Rialto: Ooh, I like the way your balls smell.
- Pete Schweddy: Do whatever you want to them, ladies, my balls are here for your pleasure.
- The Ghost of SNL Hosts Present: Poor little Darrell Hammond. Saturday Night Live is all he has... are you going to disappoint him, Alec?
- Alec Baldwin: Oh my god, what have I done?
- Darrell Hammond: Please, Alec, please, I need this job. I mean... if they impeach Clinton then this'll be all I got!