Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Drew Barrymore/Kelis (2004)

Maya Rudolph: Various, Donnatella Versace, Diana Ross, Beyoncé Knowles

Quotes 

• Courtney Love : Hey, I know you! I slept with you!

  Elton John : [laughs heartily]  No.

  Donatella Versace : That's Elton John you dummy.

  Courtney Love : Oh. Sorry, I thought it was Rosie O'Donnell.

• Courtney Love : [shouting]  You are the bitchiest bitch of the East!

  Donatella Versace : [also shouting]  You are the Bitchmaster!

  Courtney Love : If you owned an airlines it would be Jet Bitch!

  Donatella Versace : If you had a cat food it would be called Fancy Bitch!

  [turns to camera] 

  Donatella Versace : Or perhaps Tender Bitches.

• Donatella Versace : GET OUUUUUUUT!