- Mr. Dantley: [Samurai Psychiatrist is threatening to perform hari-kiri] Okay, go ahead with it! For three years now, you've been threatening to do this, but this time I'm not gonna stop you! And besides, you can't fool me, that's not even a hari-kari knife!
- John Belushi: [as he holds a lit cigarette] I logged a lot of miles training for that day, and I downed a lot of donuts, Little Chocolate Donuts, they taste good, and they've got the sugar I need to get me going in the morning. That's why Little Chocolate Donuts have been on my training table since I was a kid.