- Amy Poehler: [on Weekend Update] Britney Spears and Kevin Federline announced their engagement today. In other news, officials at the National Zoo announced plans to attempt to mate rare pandas Ling-Ling and Pao-Pao. Officials have announced that the mating will take place in private and with minimal news coverage. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for Dum-Dum and Yo-Yo
- [shows picture of Kevin and Britney]