- Ron the barber: I remember once I was giving a guy in the hospital a haircut, and he died right when I finished. His head slumped forward, you know, and I thought he wanted me to trim more off the back. I'm goin', shoppin' like a you know what at the back of this guy's neck and the guy in the next bed says to me: hey, I think he's taken his last haircut. That's how I found he was dead.