- Father Guido Sarducci: To be made a saint in-a the catholic church, you have to have-a four miracles. That's-a the rules, you know. It's-a always been that-a. Four miracles, and-a to prove it. Well, this-a Mother Seton-now they could only prove-a three miracles. But the Pope-he just waved the fourth one. He just waved it! And do you know why? It's-a because she was American. It's all-a politics. We got-a some Italian-a people, they got-a forty, fifty, sixty miracles to their name. They can't-a get in just cause they say there's already too many Italian saints, and this woman comes along with-a three lousy miracles. I understand that-a two of them was-a card tricks.
- Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute: Well, ma'am, you see, when a VP like yourself comes to Milain to do business, it's customary for the company to send a gal up to the room, compliments of Great Lakes Feed & Grain. And, well... since you're a gal, the company sent me
- [turns to camera]
- Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute: Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute.
- Superman: Punch?
- Beverly: Oh, great.
- [Superman, Lois, The Flash and Beverly walk to the punch bowl]
- The Flash: Well, thanks, I just had some there as - while you asked me. Ha ha! When you blinked your eye.
- Superman: [chuckles] Would you like some more?
- The Flash: I just had some there when you just asked me the second time.
- Beverly: Honey, you'd better slow down.
- The Flash: Hey! Hey, Hulk! Hey, check this guy out.
- [indicating Ant-Man]
- The Incredible Hulk: Ooooh!
- The Flash: He's got the strength of a human!