- Man: So, where was you all when the Colonel died?
- Woman: Oh, well, I was buying chicken, as a matter of fact.
- [tearful]
- Woman: What were you doing?
- Man: Oh, I was eating chicken.
- [nods and chews his chicken]
- Man: What were you doin', Dave?
- Dave: Eh, I was sleepin' with a chicken. I can't get enough of this stuff.