Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Betty Thomas/Stray Cats (1983)

Jim Belushi: Various

Quotes 

• Jim Belushi : [on Saturday Night News]  Brad, you ignorant slut.

• Ralph Curtis : Dale, I gotta be honest with you, buddy, in the whole history of this show, no one has ever gotten so close to winning that dollar.

  [Dale is in pain but still expresses his joy at getting this far] 

  Ralph Curtis : Okay, Dale. Are you ready? Hang on here, are you ready for the final challenge?

  Dale Butterworth : [Dale can hardly keep himself together]  Yes, yes, please, please.

  Ralph Curtis : Okay, here it is: I'm thinking of a color... what is it?

  Dale Butterworth : Wha... what? A color?

  Ralph Curtis : That's right, I'm thinking of a color. What color is it?

  Dale Butterworth : Oh... I dunno... eh, yellow?

  Ralph Curtis : [buzzer sounds]  Oh, no! Oh, that was so close! Too ba...

  Dale Butterworth : What?

  Ralph Curtis : I was thinking of kinda like a, like an off-yellow.

  [Dale groans in defeat] 

  Ralph Curtis : That's too bad, I'm so sorry. Do we have a consolation prize for him, Don?

  Announcer : [off screen]  Noooooo!