- Zack: You've made a big mistake.
- Tori Scott: Oh?
- Zack: You see, you parked your bike in my parking space.
- Tori Scott: Did it have a sign?
- Zack: No, but I've been parking there since...
- Tori Scott: Maybe you didn't hear me.
- Zack: What you don't get is that I'm Zack Morris.
- Tori Scott: Should I be impressed?
- Zack: Most people are.
- Tori Scott: Well, I'm not.
- Zack: [to Mr. Belding] Look... I've parked in that parking space for 2 years! Even though Screech had to lay there 6 months... but it's still mine!
- Mr. Belding: Zack, just because you always park your car in that same spot, does not mean it's official.
- Zack: Then make it official, just like my seat in detention.
- Zack: Let me explain something: I'm Zack Morris.
- Tori Scott: Should I be impressed?
- Zack: Most people are.
- Tori Scott: I'm not.
- Zack: Sir, sir, look! Article 5: In emergencies, a principal can overrule any regulation.
- Mr. Belding: Your losing your parking space does not qualify as an emergency.