Scrubs (TV Series)

My Own American Girl (2003)

Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk

Quotes 

• Dr. Moyer : You called me in from home to do an abdomile CAT scan that could wait until Monday morning? Well guess what? It's not happening.

  J.D. : Look, Dr. Moyer...

  Dr. Moyer : [throwing a tantrum]  These are my machines!

  Carla : Sir...

  Dr. Moyer : [ANGRY]  My machines!

  Chris Turk : Who's machines?

  Dr. Moyer : They're my machines!

  J.D. : [to Turk]  How is that helpful?

  Dr. Moyer : [throwing his arms up & down]  They're mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! My machine! My machine!

  [again and again until scene ends] 

• Dr. Elliot Reid : You know what I realized when I was dragging my car door around- I cannot remember the last good thing that happened to me at this place. I mean, what is it about me that makes everybody walk all over me?

  Carla : No self-confidence.

  Chris Turk : You can be a baby sometimes.

  J.D. : Your voice gets really high when you're upset.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : [in a high voice]  Rhetorical question, ok?