Scrubs (TV Series)

My Bed Banter & Beyond (2002)

Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian

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Quotes 

• Dr. Perry Cox : [whistles] 

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Good morning, Dr Cox!

  Dr. Perry Cox : We are short-staffed today because Kelso has volunteered all of you scat monkeys for some psychologist's research project, give me a break, which means of course you won't be helping patients; instead... oh, you'll be blabbering about your feelings and what is like working in the hospital and how that affects your personal lives and wah, wah, wah!

  [Kelso approaches] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : And there he is now, oh, big Bob-o himself. Ok;

  [whistles] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : all nurses and interns let's gather around and dance for the puppet master.

  [starts to dance like a puppet] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : Oh yes, dance!

  Dr. Bob Kelso : It's not just the nurses and interns...

  Dr. Perry Cox : [freezed in the dance]  Don't be that guy, Bob...

• Elliot : I'm getting so tired of this.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Look, Elliot, this is me, okay? And there's a lot of people here who like me for who I am. I thought you were one of 'em.

  Elliot : I thought I was too.