Scrubs (TV Series)

My Best Laid Plans (2005)

Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk

Quotes 

• Dr. Christopher Turk : [J.D. returns from his girlfriend's apartment]  Hey hey, here he is! My buddy hit it and quit it, didn't he?

  J.D. : [narrating]  Hell no.

  J.D. : Hell yes! Now if you'll excuse me it's time for my nightly ritual.

  J.D. : [narrating]  Pleasure myself, weep, and repeat.