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Quotes
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Ted : [in mirror] People are laughing with you. People are laughing with you. People are laughing with you...
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Dr. Perry Cox : Hey, Newbie? Just in case you didn't actually notice, I have been covering all your patients, answering all your pages, and doing pretty much everything shy of picking up your sundress from the drycleaners.
J.D. : Well, I didn't ask you to do any of that, did I?
[he storms off]
Dr. Perry Cox : Outstanding! You're walking away like a pissy little ingrate. I mean, bravo!
[starts applauding]
Dr. Perry Cox : Bravo, ah!
[He whistles as Ted walks up and joins him in applauding. Cox stops clapping]
Ted : What are we clapping for?
Dr. Perry Cox : His dad just died.
[Ted's applause trails off]
Dr. Perry Cox : Dammit
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Ted : Well, it took a whole tube of gel, but I finally got my hair down.
Dr. Bob Kelso : No one male or female ever cared, Ted.
