J.D. : I just want you to know... if I ever need surgery again, I want you to be the one inside me.
Turk : I want to be the one inside of you.
J.D. : [JD needs an appendectomy, and asks Carla who the surgeon will be] Yeah, but who's the intern who's going to be doing all the work?
Turk : [slides into JD's room dancing and singing] I get to cut you open, I get to cut you open!
Turk : He was up all night with a high fever, cramping and crying.
J.D. : Dude!
Turk : Oh, my bad. Not crying, punching the wall all manly and angry like, you know what I mean?
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