Scrubs (TV Series)
My Drama Queen (2003)
Neil Flynn: Janitor
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Quotes
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Shorts, huh?
Janitor : Yeah. What, I don't get to wear shorts, 'cause I'm just a lowly janitor?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : I didn't say "lowly."
Janitor : Oh, so now I'm a janitor?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Yes! Have you been drinking?
Janitor : I'm not DRUNK.
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [the Janitor sneaks up on J.D] Holy shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Janitor : [whispering] Shhhhhh! Calm down. I didn't mean to scare you.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [whispering] Why are we whispering?
Janitor : [whispering] I wanted to see if you would whisper because I whispered.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [whispering] I think I would.
Janitor : [in a normal tone] Anyway...
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Janitor : [J.D. is wearing short scrub shorts] So, anyway, you said you liked mine, and I had the wife whip you up a pair of your own! You like 'em?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [flabbergasted] Do I like 'em? Why, just the other day, I was asking myself, "How can I display my package in a way that's both alluring and professional?"
Janitor : Well, there's your answer!
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Janitor : What's the deal? We're supposed to be shorts buddies today. You saw the schedule: Monday-Tuesday, shorts; Wednesday, we wash 'em; Thursday-Friday, shorts; weekend, optional -- I'll be wearing shorts.