Scrubs (TV Series)

My First Step (2002)

Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk

Quotes 

• Todd : Why won't any women talk to me?

  Nurse : Because you're slimy. And you turn everything into a double entendre.

  Todd : Not true!

  Dr. Christopher Turk : [the nurse leaves]  Go ahead.

  Todd : I'd like to double her entendre!

• Nurse Carla Espinosa : So, you're having steak with a side of steak?

  Dr. Christopher Turk : That's right -- turf and turf.