Scrubs (TV Series)

My Fruit Cups (2002)

Heather Locklear: Julie Keaton

Quotes 

• Dr. Perry Cox : [to Jordan, who came back home pregnant]  Jordan, please tell me you ate a raccoon and it's slowly making its way through your digestive system...

  Jordan Sullivan : Oh, don't worry. It's not your baby. Though not for lack of trying; see

  [to Julie] 

  Jordan Sullivan : , we have sex a lot.

  Julie Keaton : Who are you?

  Jordan Sullivan : Who do you think I am?

  Julie Keaton : Well, you have keys to the apartment, so I'm gonna say... the maid!

  Dr. Perry Cox : Julie, this is my ex-wife, Jordan. Jordan, this is my girlfriend, Julie. OK, that was a treat, wasn't it?

  [to Jordan] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : Now, would you like me to call you a cab or should I just whistle and have the flying monkeys bring the broom around?

  Jordan Sullivan : [to Julie while sitting on the sofa]  Oh no. He called you his girlfriend... If I were you, I'd start gathering your tiny panties up because... I thing you're done.

  Julie Keaton : I'm already bored by you. Perry, I will be in the bedroom; come join me when Tubby leaves.

  [she leaves] 

  Jordan Sullivan : Ta.

  Dr. Perry Cox : Oh, who did that to you?

  Jordan Sullivan : Well, I was at this fabulous hotel in Greece, chock full of available, wealthy men...

  Dr. Perry Cox : [interrupting her]  So it was the bellboy?

  Jordan Sullivan : Or busboy, or pool-boy... something "boy", I don't know. Anyway, when I first found out I was panicked; and then I thought I've kind of been drifting through life all these years... and I need to look into my heart and see what really matters to me. Anyway, I decided to keep the stupid kid.

  Dr. Perry Cox : You should cut out the middle man and just have a therapist deliver him. I mean, honestly, Jordan, why are you telling me this?

  Jordan Sullivan : Oh! Because I've also decided that I want you back.