Scrubs (TV Series)

My Fruit Cups (2002)

Neil Flynn: Janitor

Quotes 

• Janitor : [J.D. and Turk have been stealing hospital supplies]  Hey, have you been stealing pudding cups and toilet paper around here?

  J.D. : [stammers]  No! I hate pudding and I don't use... toilet paper.

  Janitor : [Janitor stares] 

  J.D. : I have one of those French things that shoots water up your butt.

  Janitor : Bidet?

  J.D. : BIDET to you sir.