Scrubs (TV Series)

My Fruit Cups (2002)

Judy Reyes: Nurse Carla Espinosa

Quotes 

• Elliot : My dad's coming in to town for a conference tomorrow.

  Carla : You don't seem that stressed out.

  Elliot : Well, I haven't pooed in six days.

  J.D. : Twice this morning, and I haven't even had my coffee yet.

  Elliot : You really pick odd things to brag about.

  J.D. : I'm just saying, if I had to get three by lunch, I probably could.

• Dr. Elliot Reid : We must've looked at a hundred women's bajingos today. Bajingo, bajingo, bajingo. I can barely even look at my *own* bajingo.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : Is that because it looks so much like a vagina?