Scrubs (TV Series)

My Lucky Charm (2005)

Michael Bunin: Jerry

Quotes 

• Billy Callahan : How you doing?

  Jerry : Not great, actually. I'm dead.

  Billy Callahan : Bummer. How long?

  Jerry : Four years next month.

  Billy Callahan : Geez, that's a nightmare. I was dead once, for about ten minutes. Then me mate Danny peed on me head.

  Jerry : Really?

  Billy Callahan : It's quite a sight to wake up to.

• Jerry : [as Billy leaves]  When I was alive, I wish I had lived one day like he lives every day of his life.

  J.D. : Dead people don't talk, Jerry.

• Jerry : [a patient stands next to J.D. while ominous music plays]  I always thought that when I died I'd see a bright light or float above the ground. Turns out death is pretty mundane. I guess sometimes the end... is just the end.

  J.D. : [J.D. rolls his eyes and the music stops]  For the last time, Jerry, you're not dead! Okay? Now go back to your room!