Scrubs (TV Series)

My New Old Friend (2003)

Sarah Chalke: Dr. Elliot Reid

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Quotes 

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Look, Elliot, I...

  Dr. Perry Cox : Ah damn! I missed the annual sleepover, didn't I? That wonderful time of year when you two crazy kids throw caution to the wind and make sweet, elbowy love to each other. Don't you be shy! You can tell Uncle Coxy about the naught-ay!

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Dr Cox, I lost my apartment and so I was just needing a place to stay...

  Dr. Perry Cox : so you went over to your "friend"'s house and cried on his shoulder, boo-hoo... wham! You

  [to JD] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : , of course, comforted her because she was weak and vulnerable and blah, blah, blah, nerdy sex... the end. Dear Lord, Laverne, how in God's name do you listen to this crap all day long?

  Nurse Laverne Roberts : Are you kidding? If he turns out to be her brother, this is better than my stories.

  Dr. Perry Cox : [going away]  Oh, you're so right...

• Nurse Laverne Roberts : [Elliot and J.D. are having a fight. Laverne holds her phone toward them]  Could you speak up? Mr. Roberts doesn't hear so well.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Laverne, if you're looking for your beeswax, none of that is over here, okay?

  Nurse Laverne Roberts : [into phone]  Now she all mad.

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : But, we're doctors, man. I mean, that comes with the territory; some patients just don't like telling the whole truth.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Well, I don't get why people have to do that.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : I don't know. Maybe it's 'cause they're proud. Maybe it's 'cause they're scared...

  Dr. Elliot Reid : [Flashback to Elliot in the I.C.U]  You know what, it was just stuff. I'm fine.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [Back to present] 

  [Realizing] 

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Maybe it's because telling the truth would make them feel too vulnerable.