Scrubs (TV Series)

My Overkill (2002)

Ken Jenkins: Dr. Bob Kelso

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• Dr. Perry Cox : You know, Bob, I've been thinking about all the times that you've manipulated me and toyed with me, and, well, I can't help but recall that children's fable about the race between the tortoise and the pain-in-the-ass chief of medicine that everybody hates. You see, Bob, the pain-in-the-ass chief of medicine that everybody hates kept running out in front of the tortoise and taunting him; but right at the end - gosh, I'm sure you remember what happened, Bob - the tortoise bit clean-through the chief of medicine's calf muscle, dragged him to the ground, where he and all the other turtles devoured him alive, right there on the racetrack. It's a... disturbing children's book, Bob, I know, but it's one that stuck with me, nonetheless.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Buzzy, buzz, buzz...

  Dr. Perry Cox : I... beg your pardon?

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Oh, uh, that's the sound of all the bees in your bonnet. And, Perry, even though I could give a rat's ass, I still think it's a pretty sound!

• Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : [turns around before the janitor can spray him in the crotch again]  Ha ha. Too slow, what now Mr. Tough Guy?

  Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : [the janitor sprays him in the butt]  That is so not funny.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Ha ha ha. Wet butt!

  The Janitor : It gets better.

  Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Is it starting to burn?

  The Janitor : I would think so. Hey, uh, don't touch your eyes.

• Dr. Bob Kelso : Oh, I'm sorry sport. I was thinking about soup.

• Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Uh... yeah, sir, I have a full patient load; I don't understand that you just drop this guy in my lap and expect me to make him a top priority.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : You want me to say "Ta da!" so it seems more like a trick?

• Dr. Bob Kelso : [On treating a patient] 

  [angry] 

  Dr. Bob Kelso : You did... nothing?

  Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : [open]  Nothing at all.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : [with a smile]  Great job, sport!

  Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : [Voice over]  Huh?

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Whenever a patient gets bounced from ward to ward, there's always a chance a high fever could be sustained -- or even caused -- by a constant stream of different antibiotics. It's call drug fever. And it's a good catch by Dr. Dorian.