Segment 1: Station Announcement: Ethnic Disclaimer
Harold insists that any racist jokes in the show do not reflact the management's views.
Segment 2: Sunrise Semester: Gypsy Mythology with Dr. Ernest Bruter
Dr. Bruter describes how Gypsies were created.
Segment 3: The Leutonian Hour
The Leuronians do a dance. A fight breaks out with the Gypsies.
Segment 4: Promo: Plainclothes Mountie
Curtis tracks down criminals on horseback.
Segment 5: Out Patient
Three jocks are in for a vascetomy.
Segment 6: Hints for Homemakers: Amish Food
Money saving tips on feeding your family.
Segment 7: Commercial: North American Stethoscopy Institute
Segment 8: Theater North American
Lin Ye Tang (a Canadian) introduces the great Canadian play, "We're Gonna Be Alright, You Creep, Leaving Home and All, Eh?" (Johnny's home from hockey camp, and the family sits down for dinner).
Segment 9: Commercial: Golden Hits of the 11th Century
With each album you order, a one year temporary indulgence.
Segment 10: Words to Live By: Ernest Bruter
Ernest casts doubt on the ten commandments.