- Floyd Robertson: We have that special report now from Earl, we have the hookup... so come in, Earl Camembert, in New Delhi!
- Earl Camembert: [at a local deli] Thanks, Floyd. I'm here at Goldie's Delicatessen on 8th Street...
- Floyd Robertson: [interrupting] You idiot! You're supposed to be in New Delhi!
- Earl Camembert: It is a new deli, Floyd, it just opened last...
- Floyd Robertson: India! India!... Get back to the studio right now.
- Earl Camembert: Would you like me to... bring you a pastrami...
- Floyd Robertson: Get back here right now, this minute.
- [to audience]
- Floyd Robertson: Sorry, ladies and gentlemen...
- [muttering to himself]
- Floyd Robertson: "new deli"...