Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Alternate Side (1991)

Janet Zarish: Rental Car Agent

Quotes 

• Jerry : I don't understand. Do you have my reservation?

  Rental Car Agent : We have your reservation, we just ran out of cars.

  Jerry : But the reservation keeps the car here. That's why you have the reservation.

  Rental Car Agent : I think I know why we have reservations.

  Jerry : I don't think you do. You see, you know how to *take* the reservation, you just don't know how to *hold* the reservation. And that's really the most important part of the reservation: the holding. Anybody can just take them.

• Rental Car Agent : Would you like to purchase the renter's insurance?

  Jerry : Yeah, you better give me the insurance because I'm going to beat the HELL out of this thing.