Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Apology (1997)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Elaine Benes
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Quotes
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Elaine Benes : The female body is a work of art. The male body is utilitarian. It's for gettin' around. It's like a jeep.
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J. Peterman : Bad news, people. Peggy is home sick.
Elaine Benes : Oh, please.
J. Peterman : She's stuffed up, achy, and suffering from intense malaise.
Elaine Benes : Oh, come on, we all have intense malaise. Right?"
J. Peterman : I just spoke with her, Elaine. She's in bed.
Elaine Benes : Yeah, let me tell you something: this is all in her mind, okay? She is insane. She thinks I made her sick because I coughed on her doorknob, rubbed her stapler in my armpit, and put her keyboard on my butt. Yeah, she's a wacko.
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George Costanza : I asked if I could borrow a sweater.
Jerry Seinfeld : A cashmere sweater.
George Costanza : I said, preferably cashmere. For warmth. So in front of the whole party, he says: "No. I don't want you stretching out the neck hole." Oh, yeah, sure, laugh it up. Everybody else did.
Elaine Benes : Well, it's funny. I mean, you have a big head. Or is it because of your neck?
Jerry Seinfeld : No, I think the head does most of the stretching.
George Costanza : Regardless, I had to walk around for the rest of the party... in some cheap MetLife Windbreaker. Now it is payback time.
Elaine Benes : I really think it's the size of your neck.
George Costanza : It's my head!