Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Apology (1997)

Jerry Seinfeld: Jerry Seinfeld

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• Melissa : Would you look at that?

  Jerry Seinfeld : I can't, I can't look anymore, I've seen too much

• Melissa : What are you doing?

  Jerry Seinfeld : I found a rough spot on the kitchen floor, I thought I polish it off with this belt sander I have here.

  Melissa : No, not that. Why are you naked?

  Jerry Seinfeld : I thought naked is good.

  Melissa : This isn't good naked.

• Jerry Seinfeld : When you cough, there are thousands of unseen muscles that suddenly spring into action. It's like watching that fat guy catch a cannonball in his stomach in slow motion.

• George Costanza : I asked if I could borrow a sweater.

  Jerry Seinfeld : A cashmere sweater.

  George Costanza : I said, preferably cashmere. For warmth. So in front of the whole party, he says: "No. I don't want you stretching out the neck hole." Oh, yeah, sure, laugh it up. Everybody else did.

  Elaine Benes : Well, it's funny. I mean, you have a big head. Or is it because of your neck?

  Jerry Seinfeld : No, I think the head does most of the stretching.

  George Costanza : Regardless, I had to walk around for the rest of the party... in some cheap MetLife Windbreaker. Now it is payback time.

  Elaine Benes : I really think it's the size of your neck.

  George Costanza : It's my head!