Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Apology (1997)

James Spader: Jason Hanky

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• George Costanza : You know, Jason, I, I couldn't help notice: I didn't get my apology.

  Jason Hanky : Apology? For what?

  George Costanza : A drafty apartment. A sweaterless friend. A ball-game-giveaway MetLife windbreaker.

  Jason Hanky : George, come on. Not that neck-hole thing.

  George Costanza : Yeah, the neck-hole thing, and I would appreciate it if you would say you're sorry.

  Jason Hanky : No way! You would have completely stretched it out!

  George Costanza : You're an alcoholic! You have to apologize! Step 9! Step 9!

  Jason Hanky : All right, George, all right. I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry. I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head... struggling to find its way through the normal-size neck hole... of my finely knit sweater.