Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Apology (1997)

John O'Hurley: J. Peterman

Quotes 

• J. Peterman : Bad news, people. Peggy is home sick.

  Elaine Benes : Oh, please.

  J. Peterman : She's stuffed up, achy, and suffering from intense malaise.

  Elaine Benes : Oh, come on, we all have intense malaise. Right?"

  J. Peterman : I just spoke with her, Elaine. She's in bed.

  Elaine Benes : Yeah, let me tell you something: this is all in her mind, okay? She is insane. She thinks I made her sick because I coughed on her doorknob, rubbed her stapler in my armpit, and put her keyboard on my butt. Yeah, she's a wacko.