- Elaine finds out that Puddy is religious. Kramer pretends to have gonorrhea. Jerry's new girlfriend has a tractor story to tell him. George wants everyone at work to like him.
- Jerry is stunned to learn that his new girlfriend has a mysterious "tractor story" that she is not telling him. Kramer and Mickey act out symptoms for medical school students, but Kramer gets repeatedly typecast. George perfects the showmanship art of going out on a high note during meetings at Kruger. Meanwhile, Elaine is stunned to learn that Puddy is religious, and he informs her that she's going to hell.—halo1k
- Kramer and his friend Mickey have landed a new acting gig at a local hospital where they are assigned a particular disease to act out for medical students to diagnose. Kramer isn't too keen on the disease he's been assigned but makes the most of it. Elaine is surprised to learn that on again-off again boyfriend Puddy is religious. George's effort at impressing his dim-witted boss is paying off in ways he would have preferred to avoid. Jerry's new girlfriend has a story about a tractor that she is reluctant to tell him.—garykmcd
- Elaine thinks that boyfriend David Puddy (Patrick Warburton) may be religious after finding Christian rock stations set on his car radio. Elaine tells George and Jerry about her suspicions with Puddy. George suggests altering his radio pre-sets as a test.
At the coffee shop, George laments to Jerry about losing respect at a project meeting led by Mr. Kruger (Daniel Von Bargen) after following a good suggestion with a bad joke. Jerry suggests that George use the Vegas showmanship trick of leaving the room after a comedic high note. At the next Kruger meeting, George takes Jerry's suggestion and actually leaves the room after a well-received joke and goes to a movie theater to see Titanic.
Kramer and Mickey Abbott (Danny Woodburn) get an acting gig playing sick for some medical students. For their acting job, Mickey and Kramer are assigned bacterial meningitis and gonorrhea, respectively. Kramer picks up on the showmanship idea and gives an impressive theatrical performance of gonorrhea for the med students.
Jerry's girlfriend Sophie (Cindy Ambuehl) calls him with the "it's me" greeting, but he does not recognize her voice. When Sophie uses the unwelcome "it's me" greeting on Jerry's answering machine, George suggests he does an "it's me" when he calls back to see if she recognizes Jerry's voice. Sophie does not and assumes it's a friend named "Rafe". She reveals that she has not told Jerry about an incident she calls the "tractor story."
Elaine confirms that Puddy is religious. Puddy confirms that he is religious and doesn't care that Elaine is not, because he is "not the one going to Hell."
George and Jerry speculate on what the tractor story may be, George thinks she may have lost her thumbs in an accident and that her big toe is grafted on in their place. This causes Jerry to yell that she does not have "toe-thumbs". Jerry sees a scar on Sophie's leg and assumes it was from a tractor accident
Elaine is frustrated that Puddy does not seem concerned about her, when he thinks, she is going to Hell. George's showmanship backfires when Kruger throws everyone else off the large project because they are boring in comparison. George finds that he has to do all the actual work on the project as Kruger constantly makes excuses and goofs off.
Kramer is concerned about being typecast when the hospital wants him to perform gonorrhea again the next week, due to his stellar performance. Kramer is attacked by Mickey after trying to take over Mickey's assigned role of cirrhosis of the liver.
Puddy asks Elaine to steal a newspaper. He would do it himself, but he reasons that he is bound by the Ten Commandments, and she is going to Hell anyway. Elaine and Puddy seek the advice of a priest about their relationship. The priest informs them that they're both going to Hell for premarital sex, much to Elaine's delight and Puddy's resentment.
Sophie tries to tell Jerry the tractor story, but he tells her that he already knows about it (believing it to be about the scar). Kramer and Mickey enter, still arguing about being given (the role of) gonorrhea, and Sophie tells them her tractor story. She says she got gonorrhea from riding a tractor in her bathing suit. Kramer tells her that that's impossible and she says that's what her boyfriend told her (with the implication that her boyfriend gave her gonorrhea, and that she was rather gullible and believed him). After hearing that, Jerry leaves the relationship on a comedic high note. George tries to get Mr. Kruger to work and instead he makes silly comments and walks off on a high-note just like George previously did, leaving George with a mountain of paperwork.
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