Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Conversion (1993)
Jason Alexander: George Costanza
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Quotes
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Estelle Costanza : Latvian Orthodox? Why are you doing this?
George Costanza : For a woman.
Frank Costanza : A woman? What? Are you out of your mind?
Estelle Costanza : Why can't you do anything like a normal person?
Frank Costanza : Wait. Is this the group that goes around mutilating squirrels?
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George Costanza : By Christmas Day I will be Brother Costanza.
Jerry Seinfeld : And when is Brother Costanza planning on telling Mother Costanza?
George Costanza : Brother Costanza will be taking the vow of silence.
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George Costanza : You know, in the cab on the way over here, I actually thought about converting.
Jerry Seinfeld : To Latvian Orthodox?
George Costanza : Why not? What do I care?
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Younger Priest : Is there one aspect of the faith you find particularly attractive?
George Costanza : I think, the hats.