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Quotes
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Jerry Seinfeld : It's because of her that bottle got broke that I was going to give to Charles Grodin on his show.
George Costanza : So call her up and tell her to bring you another one. She'll be delighted to talk to you.
Jerry Seinfeld : [while opening his cereal box] I will - don't worry.
[Plotting his revenge]
Jerry Seinfeld : In fact, I'll have her bring up a whole case of the stuff. It'll be really heavy. Let's see if she likes sitting on a plane with a big box on her lap!
Elaine Benes : That's sounds pretty juvenile.
Jerry Seinfeld : [Pulling out his toy prize from the bottom of the cereal box -smiling] Hey! A dinosaur!
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Estelle Costanza : [George is sitting across from the doll that resembles his mother at Monk's and imagining that he can hear her voice coming from the doll's mouth] Georgie! Don't eat with your hands. Why do you eat so fast? You can't even taste it!
George Costanza : Don't tell me how to eat!
[Other people at the restaurant begin to stare at George]
Estelle Costanza : You're wearing that shirt? You've had it for five years now! Why don't you get a new shirt?
George Costanza : Because I like this one!
[Noticing other people staring at him, George gets up and leaves, taking the doll with him]
George Costanza : Come on, let's go. Let's go!
[On his way out, George passes Deena]
George Costanza : Oh, hi.
[George walks past Deena and leaves the restaurant]
Deena Lazzari : [to Ruthie, the counter woman] That man should really be in a sanitarium.
