Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Doodle (1995)

Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Elaine Benes

Quotes 

• Elaine Benes : I couldn't find it anywhere. How did you get fleas anyway?

  Jerry Seinfeld : Don't know. Who could've been in my apartment?

  Elaine Benes : I looked everywhere, even under the couch, but all I could find were these stupid Chunky wrappers. I couldn't...

  Jerry Seinfeld : [interrupts]  Wait a minute! Did you say Chunky wrappers?

  Elaine Benes : Yeah!

  Jerry Seinfeld : Let me see those.

  [smells the wrappers] 

  Jerry Seinfeld : Oh! I know the chunky that left these Chunkies... Newman! I've got him!

• Mandel : Three hours of massage time, 12 in-room movies including several adult features, five shoe shines and $400 worth of snacks. Not to mention the damage to the room.

  Elaine Benes : Mr. Mandel, you don't understand! My... my friend had fleas! I ran into the gas! It could have killed me! And my... my other friend couldn't taste his peaches! They're only good for two weeks!

  Mandel : I think you've read one too many Billy Mumphrey stories. Good day, Miss Benes.