Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Finale (1998)

James Rebhorn: D.A. Hoyt

Quotes 

• D.A. Hoyt : [Deleted scene]  So, on the night of December 7th, 1995, Ms. Benes entered your pharmacy.

  Pharmacist : It was correct.

  D.A. Hoyt : Could you describe her mental state?

  Pharmacist : Agitated, I would even go so far to say, desperate.

  D.A. Hoyt : Desparate for what, Mr. Hoffman?

  Pharmacist : Sponges, and I don't mean the kind you clean your tub with. They're for sex. Said she needed a whole case of them.

• D.A. Hoyt : [Deleted scene]  So, with the evidence gathered, you then went to 129 West 83rd Street and arrested Cosmo Kramer and Elaine Benes.

  Det. Blake : Yes.

  D.A. Hoyt : What was the offense?

  Det. Blake : They kidnapped the dog. I believe that heavy-set fellow was also arrested.

  [Points towards Newman] 

• Lippman : [Deleted scene]  So based on Ms. Benes' recommendation, Mr. Costanza came to work with me.

  D.A. Hoyt : And then what happened?

  [Cuts to flashback, then to present day] 

  D.A. Hoyt : Now, let's add sexual harassment to the laundry list.

  Jackie Chiles : Harassment? The only person being harassed is my client! Since when is it illegal to have sexual intercourse with a maintenance worker?

  Judge Arthur Vandelay : Sit down, Mr. Chiles! Next time, I'll charge you with contempt.

• D.A. Hoyt : Anyone in this room ever delinquent?

  Lt. Joe Bookman : Yeah he was, right over there, Seinfeld.

  D.A. Hoyt : How long was his book overdue?

  Lt. Joe Bookman : 25 years. But we don't call them delinquent after that long.

  D.A. Hoyt : What do you call them?

  Lt. Joe Bookman : Criminals.

• D.A. Hoyt : State your name.

  Yev Kassem : Yev Kassem.

  D.A. Hoyt : Could you spell that please?

  Yev Kassem : NO! Next question.