Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Fusilli Jerry (1995)

Lou Cutell: Dr. Howard Cooperman

Quotes 

• Cosmo Kramer : Yeah, excuse me, uh... You didn't by any chance recently get the wrong license plates?

  Dr. Howard Cooperman : Yes. I'm still waiting for the motor vehicle bureau to straighten it out.

  Cosmo Kramer : So... you're the Assman.

  [Dr. Cooperman winks and heads back to where Frank is waiting] 

  Frank Costanza : It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one.