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Quotes
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Cosmo Kramer : [talking about Dr. Whatley's dentistry practice in a slurred voice] He's got a new policy. Adults only. It's great. You don't have to watch your language.
Jerry : You feel the need to use a lot of obscenities at the dentist?
Cosmo Kramer : When they pull that needle out, I let the ex-ple-tives fly!
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Jerry : You're turning into Jimmy!
George Costanza : George is getting upset!
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Jerry Seinfeld : Don't you see what happened here? He couldn't talk, he's wearing these shoes, he's drooling.
Cosmo Kramer : What?
Elaine Benes : He thinks you're mentally challenged. What happens when you show up. He'll see that you're not.
Jerry Seinfeld : Not necessarily.
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Elaine Benes : You can't find beauty in a man?
Jerry : No. I find them repugnant and unappealing.
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[first lines]
Jerry Seinfeld : Buying shoes is one of the great shopping challenges. Ever seen someone put on a new pair of shoes? They turn into a zombie once they start walking around. "Yeah, these are pretty good." Then they have that little 1-foot-high mirror there. What is that? To see what cats will think of my shoes? What is that angle? Bum passed out on the curb. "Hey, what do you think of these? -- I just got them. I've seen them from that angle myself."
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Jerry : ...The hell is a "velvet fog"?
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Jerry : [as Kramer is drinking water and drooling] Hey! Hey! Watch it! You're drooling all over the floor. How much Novocaine did that guy give you?
Cosmo Kramer : Well.. I can't hold the water.
