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Quotes
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Kramer : [in disgust] Look at you.
George Costanza : Aw, Kramer, don't start...
Kramer : [moving back to the other side of the booth] You're wasting your life.
George Costanza : I am not! What you call wasting, I call living! I'm living my life!
Kramer : Okay, like what? No, tell me! Do you have a job?
George Costanza : No.
Kramer : You got money?
George Costanza : No.
Kramer : Do you have a woman?
George Costanza : [pause] No.
Kramer : Do you have any prospects?
George Costanza : No.
Kramer : You got anything on the horizon?
George Costanza : Uh... no.
Kramer : Do you have any action at all?
George Costanza : No.
Kramer : Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?
George Costanza : [pathetically] I like to get the Daily News!
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George Costanza : You're not really gonna go to California, are you?
Kramer : [points to his head] Up here, I'm already gone.
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Kramer : [moves over and sits next to George] Do you ever yearn?
George Costanza : Yearn? Do I yearn?
Kramer : I yearn.
George Costanza : You yearn.
Kramer : Oh, yes. Yes, I yearn. Often, I... I sit... and yearn. Have you yearned?
George Costanza : Well, not recently. I craved. I crave all the time, constant craving... but I haven't yearned.